telapathetic:

why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am

(Source: telapathetic, via unsmokable)

Anonymous asked:
how often do you masturbate

elliegalaxies:

why would i need to touch myself when i’m touched by the lord every day amen

macusers:

[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*

(via luvdancingqueen)

merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

(via zackisontumblr)

intensional:

i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything

(via unsmokable)

"fucking idiot"

me to me (via guy)

(Source: hotsenator, via beingawhoreisnotclassy)

crewnex:

snapchat me so i can open it and not respond to it

(via beingawhoreisnotclassy)

snapchatting:

you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money

(via notsogillian)

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