katherineobscura:

Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

makethemoney:

Cashier - “Can I get your email to sign up for our rewards program?”

Me - “hopoff@gmail.com”

(via zackisontumblr)

the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

(via levaithans)

livealiens:

#brownamericanproblems

(Source: haringtonskits, via perks-of-being-chinese)

kidspast:

i’m actually a really nice person… until you annoy me

(Source: kidspast, via perks-of-being-chinese)

dulect:

"you’re old enough to pay for your own things"

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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