why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am

(Source: telapathetic, via unsmokable)

Anonymous asked:
how often do you masturbate


why would i need to touch myself when i’m touched by the lord every day amen


[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*

(via luvdancingqueen)


"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

(via zackisontumblr)


i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything

(via unsmokable)

"fucking idiot"

me to me (via guy)

(Source: hotsenator, via beingawhoreisnotclassy)


snapchat me so i can open it and not respond to it

(via beingawhoreisnotclassy)


you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money

(via notsogillian)

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